I've been tagged by Riot Kitty.
The rules are many but I will only follow one, because I instinctively feel that someone is making a profit by killing hapless electrons by creating a blog pyramid scheme/chain letter.
The rule that I will follow:
3. Write six random things about yourself.
1: I have cabbage radar.
2: I nearly lost a fight with a bad tempered sea bass.
3: I have a very serious and life threatening allergy to mauve.
4: I know that I will never invent a time machine because if I did, I would send plans, blueprints, and antique clocks back in time to myself when I was in second grade.
5: My middle toe is longer than my epiglottis.
6: Whenever I count past the number 41, there is a mudslide in South America.
