Happy 4th anniversary Riot Kitty!
I love you too....
YLT
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Never smile at a crocodile
One of the most valuable life lessons that a person can learn is from the Muppet Show.
Smiling at a croc can send mixed signals, such as: Am I your lunch?, or: Would you like to pop off for a cuddle behind that cypress tree?
The poor reptile has no way of knowing what your intention is towards him or her. Are you amorous or nutritious? Are you warm and friendly or are you good with butter?
Anyhow, one of the lessons that the Muppet Show does not give you is how to spot a crocodile. Sometimes the toothy lizards wear uniforms, or too much makeup. They want to sell you a car or perhaps insurance. I even had a crocodile offer oral services in Las Vegas once. (no thank you...)
When in doubt, don't act like food.
On an unrelated subject:
Smiling at a croc can send mixed signals, such as: Am I your lunch?, or: Would you like to pop off for a cuddle behind that cypress tree?
The poor reptile has no way of knowing what your intention is towards him or her. Are you amorous or nutritious? Are you warm and friendly or are you good with butter?
Anyhow, one of the lessons that the Muppet Show does not give you is how to spot a crocodile. Sometimes the toothy lizards wear uniforms, or too much makeup. They want to sell you a car or perhaps insurance. I even had a crocodile offer oral services in Las Vegas once. (no thank you...)
When in doubt, don't act like food.
On an unrelated subject:
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